North Warren

A high school in Blairstown, NJ. A pit of despair and apathy. Could you read its name on the multiple-thousand-dollar electronic sign that nobody can see? The school is designed to have no airflow, so you spend half of the year in a giant brick oven getting more baked than the weed junkies. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad - the juuling wasn't enough and some fucker just had to do coke in there so now only one is open. You're either racist or too sick of everyone's shit to protest. Purgatory.

Oh, you go to North Warren? On the burnout scale, you're headed towards somewhere between Macaulay Culkin's drugs bust and that time Lindsay Lohan attempted to kidnap refugee children live on Instagram.

by nowhen December 18, 2018

Modern Warfare Remastered

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.

Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.

by Assassin aprentice November 3, 2016

Guerrilla Warfare

When a small irregular force takes on a large regular force through the use of hit and run tactics, the element of surprise, sabotage, destroying the enemies line of communications, etc.

For guerrilla warfare to work, the insurgent army must have the full support of the inhabitants in the area in which the guerrilla forces are trying to liberate. The enemy is also the source of the guerrilla army’s ammunition. Guerrilla is Spanish for "little war" and it originated with the actions of small bands of Spanish soldiers who fought against Napoleon’s French army in the Peninsular War (1807-1814).

by Dancing with Fire July 8, 2011

Gorilla Warfare

Über-Special training only the most elite Fake Navy Seals get. Acceptance into the Gorilla Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of Gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.

First revealed on Youtube by soakedtothemerrow -
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."

by 487j August 18, 2012

warren woods tower

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!

boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !

by abcdefchijklmnopqrstuvwxyz August 6, 2019

Psychological Warfare

To achieve their objectives, the planners of psychological warfare campaigns first attempt to gain total knowledge of the beliefs, likes, dislikes, strengths, weaknesses, and vulnerabilities of the target population. According to the CIA, knowing what motivates the target is the key to a successful PSYOP.

the use of propaganda or other psychological warfare means to influence or confuse the thinking, undermine the morale, etc. of an enemy or opponent

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010