wankered

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better

I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

wankered

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003

wagnered

verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother

That guy just Wagnered his mom.

by Goober Joe February 21, 2008

Wagnered

To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved

“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad

by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018

shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

by Linzi January 16, 2005

Wankered

Stoned, Wasted, Boxed, Mashed

I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong

by cappy May 23, 2003