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wankpot

A pot for wanking in!
I like to wank into my wankpot
by WESTY10 August 28, 2006
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wankpile

n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.
This picture of my new boots has just been wankpiled!
by shhexy corin December 16, 2008
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wankpile

A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.
A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.
by Infin1ty January 13, 2008
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wankilosopher

a twat who misuses urban dictionary by giving genuine definitions of real words. It is annoying and shouldn't be done!
Jessica: Why do so many people put long definitons about words that can be found in a normal dictionary on urban dictionary?

Leah: Because they are wankilosophers

Jessica: -_-
by poo-car July 19, 2012
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Wankploos

Idiotic one plus fanboys who think one plus is the greatest company on earth, and also supports them regardless of whatever they do.
Mkbhd is a wankploos fan.
Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.
by Boredom Police January 5, 2020
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Wankpylon

Wankpylon = The President of the USA since 2016 a total and utter bellend
by Wankpylon May 1, 2020
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wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person
That guy is a wankpotamus
by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014
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