wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.

I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.

by lilill May 1, 2006

wangover

When you sleep with an asian man with a tiny penis and have remorse about it the following morning.

girl "oh man.."
roommate "what's wrong Shirley?"
girl "I have a really bad wangover..."
roommate "I told you, you'd regret it!"

by 421jumpstreet January 26, 2017

Wangover

Wangover
wang-oh-ver
noun
1. the agreeable mental aftereffects of getting good dick, such as an over joyous disposition and positive outlook on life, usually felt several hours after cessation of sex.

2. Something positive remaining behind from a former period or state of affairs.

The wangover is real. His dick was amazing, I am in such a good mood.

by Baddie6969 March 26, 2017

Rasta Walkover

Hope is lost within the Rasta, nowhere to be seen.

-He gave up?
-Naa man, Rasta Walkover

by Mickey Mauser April 11, 2021

wangover

adj. The miserable bowel movement the morning after 10 cent wing night. The effects of which are usually amplified by the consumption of alcohol.

Man, i am regretting eating all 30 wings last night, the wangover was terrible!

by snickolas April 4, 2011

wangover

Awful stomach pains and headache resulting from ingesting too much semen the night before. Formed by conjoining the words "wang" and "hangover"

Kristen performed fellatio so many times last night that she know has a wangover.

Cori sucked so much dick last night that she has an awful wangover so eating so much cum.

by Big_Tony October 22, 2007