wankelitis

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

by James Hacklander July 28, 2008

Wandel

A trusted guy by a lot of people
Likes to get girls everytime
professional in everything he does and never goes back on his words

He is amazing he must be called Wandel

by That one 420 November 7, 2019

Wandelloth

A Wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of Wandella created with genetic engineering between a Woolly Mammoth and a Wandella Equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
Hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.

"Dad, it's freezing outside. All those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. Wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work"?

"Son, Its a Wandelloth".

by alboz July 20, 2009

wanelbow

Wanelbow- when your significant other stays up late using her Wanelo app while digging into your back with her elbow. The elbow is used to support the Wanelo hand.

"Babe, I'm trying to sleep, stop wanelbowing me!"

by CAstearns October 11, 2013

Wankel sores

The pain you feel in your wallet after your rotary engine blows.

Guy 1: "Damn yo, my wallet hurts after my RX-8 blew up."
Guy 2: "Man, you got Wankel sores..."

by RXG8r4 December 18, 2008

wankel

Correction, Dr. Felix Wankel was the inventor of the ROTARY engine in the 1950's!!

Dr. Felix Wankel was the inventor of the ROTARY engine in the 1950's!!

by BIGCHUBBAY May 13, 2005

wankel

A Rotary engine of extreme perfection which has been tested to speeds in excess of 18000 rpm
the main component is a triangular driver, with three hardened rounded tips which rotate against a stater type outer cylinder.
Masda have the monopoly on them and use them on the RX range.
Earlier engines suffered from burnt out tips.

My new Mazda RX8 will eat your Porsche for breakfast then spit it back out because it will have discovered that it had just eaten a jumped up VW beetle that Hitler commissioned...eeeegh!
oooh i love my wankel.

by murphycat18 September 26, 2008