wumbling

Wumbling: the action of grabbing or gently gripping another's cheeks, stomach or bottom, before gently vibrating it from side to side with either your hands or, in exceptional conditions, your mouth. Colloquial derivative from the English, 'to womble'.

'Y' lay quietly and peacefully on the bed. Her boyfriend, 'T', blustered stridently through the door before climbing on top of her, pulling up her cotton jumper, before wumbling her belly.

'Crikey Jack, Ieuan's wumbling the neighbours dog again!'

Or from the song:

'Wumble on. Wumble oon. Without, the need to fart, for you'll never wumble alone - you'll neever wumble, alone'. (circa 1954).

by Trevor Cuntablast December 5, 2013

Warbling

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.

When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset, but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'

by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013

Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

by coit105 May 8, 2010

wombling

Travelling across London using a combination of the underground (aka Tube) and overground (aka Chavlink) trains. From the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens' TV programme: 'Underground, overground, wombling free....'

'How are we going to get from Green Park to Hackney Wick?'
'Simple - we'll go wombling. Vic line to Highbury, change there to the Chavlink.'

by The Moai February 18, 2007

Wimbling Iron

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver

The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.

by phild January 14, 2013

warblingbagofspew

a warblingbagofspew is someone that writes libellous hate blogs on the internet spending hours a day n his hateful meaningless diatribe and under the guise of an internet tough guy, a cyberbully or a jdsonic hey proceed to libel and damage the names & reputations of innocent people.

that warblingbagofspew posted libel & hate & tagged his blogs with the names of innocent people and pulled a jdsonic .. it's a googlecide I tell you & it's criminal !

by Captain Canyuk January 24, 2011