walmart

1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again

Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself

by HockeyUSA27 December 28, 2005

walmart

who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until walmart opened

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

walmart

A public beating, usually of a small child.

"Betty Joe, if you touch your brother again I'm gonna go walmart on your ass."

by ButtersLovesYou April 17, 2008

walmart

A haven for traditional American values. Meaning that a 15-year-old boy with homicidal tendencies can buy firearms and ammunition, but a 15-year-old girl whose boyfriend's condom broke will find nothing but an empty shelf. Patriotism at its finest.

Walmart is the embodiment of American ignorance and fundamentalism.

by ZipperGirl September 9, 2006

walmart

The only place where you can buy underwear, Doritos, a fishing pole and Halo 3 at 2:00 AM.

Last night, I went to Walmart and bought a few random items.

by Don't use your real name, son. June 29, 2009

walmart

the cheapest option available, very low end, bottom of the barrell.

I was looking forward to the date until he went walmart on me.

I like those shoes but they look to walmart.

by Kevin Storbensen February 12, 2004

walmart

A bad place to be employed. An insult.

You are so stupid, you have a job at Wal-Mart.

by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004