Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material

Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

by mcsnails May 1, 2010

walmart gangster

A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.

Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.

by Sibilus March 6, 2008

Walmart Bingo

To play walmart bingo, all you have to do is google "walmart bingo". find the playing card, and print it. You then go to walmart and attempt to get a row horizontal, vertical, or diagonal! They have squares that say:
- "rat tail" hair style
- kid with no shoes
- unattended crying children

If tou see 'em Cross it off!

I went and played walmart bingo yesterday, almost won, all i needed was a bearded woman!

by LilTibbs April 3, 2009

Wal-Fart

The ever present smell that seems to ooze from certain aisles of Wal-Mart; it has an undetermined source but is constant and varies in degree of stank.

It's unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.

Myke: "Hey Dribble; I am not sure if it's the bologna that smells like a Wal-Fart; or that 350 pound lady in the moo moo 5 feet in front of us. What do you think?"

Dribble: "I think it's that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying Keystone Beer."

by TylerTurdenouski May 15, 2010

Walmart Run

To run or drive to the Nearest Walmart late at night for some bedtime snacks.

"Dude its 1:30 in the morning and im hungry.
Lets go for a walmart run"

by Marino K December 7, 2006

Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.

Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.

by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014