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Wakefield'ed

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When pharma controls mainstream media and uses blackmail, threatens, trolls, bribes, slanders and lies in an attempt to discredit and destroy any researcher or medical professional's reputation and career who has attempted to highlight the corruption and lack of pharmaceutical accountability and safety.
After Dr Ben Gregg's research concerning aluminum's effect on microglia was disseminated at the medical conference, he was relentlessly Wakefield'ed in the press and by paid bloggers.
by Tonya Bittner June 16, 2016
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Riding the Wake

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To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass
I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance
by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013
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Wake & Toast

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It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.
Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey
by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
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waking up

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Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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wagie

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Someone who hates their job, but works to live a miserable life. Eventually, the wagie discovers his life is pointless and he is only causing pain to himself.
John was a wagie, I understand why he would kill himself
by polonino June 12, 2019
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Wake Up Ball

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Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Air Wake

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A wake of air that is created when someone walks by in almost a run.
We all were sitting around taking when Lonnie walked by so fast he created an air wake.
by Russell Pridgen January 8, 2008
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