oh wait

something you say after you just made fun of someone for something they did or didnt do.

hey greg, good job on winning the contest earlier today...oh wait

by sveedin May 14, 2010

hurry up and wait

A phrase commonly found in the military. This phrase depicts the day-to-day grind of soldiers where they have to "hurry up" to point B only to have to wait hours for the event to occur. This phrase also applies to anything that requires you to be on time but does not start for a good while.

Example A: While at the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), we were told to arrive on time at 6 AM but in processing did not start until 9 AM. We practiced the "hurry up and wait" policy.

Example B: I did 80 just to get to the doctor's office on time, and he did not even show up for another hour. It was another case of hurry up and wait.

by odah January 17, 2013

But wait, there's more!

The cliche phrase uttered during every infomercial that doubles and sometimes triples the amount of stuff you get if you buy the product. Because everyone needs 128 sticks of mighty putty!

Informercial: Call now for your new space saving vacuum bags. But wait, there's more! Call in the next 5 minutes and we will double your order. That is 2 sets of bags for the price of one! Call now.

Consumer: Wow! What a deal. I have to order those.

by RIPBillyMays December 28, 2010

Wait a tick

Another way of saying "Wait a minute" or "Wait a second", etc.

Wait a tick, if what you're saying is true... I still don't care!

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Legen-Wait For It... DARY!

Barney Stinsons A.K.A.

Mr. Awesome, The Barnacle, Barn Door,

The Stinstonian, Swarley, Swarles (Barkley),

B-Dawg, Stinson-natti, Barnman, Nestor Diaz or B-Nasty

From How I Met Your Mother Favourite Word.

He has said "Tonights going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!"
A Bunch of times throughout the entire series.

Barney: Tonight s going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!
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Barney: It's going to be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dairy! Legendary!
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Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snow suit up
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Barney: Its going to be legen. wait for it- (end of Season 2)
Barney: -dary! (start of Season 3)
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Barney: Tonight is gonna be legen-- wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club.. Shut up Lily I'm in charge now-- dary!
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Barney: Tonight is going to be legen... it's the night we stole a camel... which means it'll be full of drama... dary. Dromedary!
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Barney: It's gonna be legen- I'm not waitin' for it any longer
Quinn: (after sex) Dary!
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Barney : This wedding is gonna be legendary!
Robin: No "wait for it"?
Barney: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.

by MR.Jt November 16, 2013

wait what

And exclamation when someone suddenly realizes something isn't right.

Person1- Dude, I like, cha...
Person2- Cool.
Person2- Wait, what?

by Jason44 June 21, 2005

Go wait in the truck

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.

Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

OR

(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

by Serequel August 11, 2012