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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

Spirit Waifu 

Essentially a spirit animal but for waifus. Meaning, that character in particular represents your personality based on the actions they do.
Hey, have you seen Konosuba? my spirit waifu is Darkness since I enjoy being sexually aroused from being degraded verbally and getting hurt physically.
Spirit Waifu by Claculus August 21, 2020

Shrek Waifu 

Shrek (The 2001 movie 'Shrek' produced by Dreamworks), is known for being best waifu. Shrek Waifu is a meme, although we all know he IS best waifu. Love you, shrek-waifu <3
Person A: "Who's your waifu?"
Person B: "Ofc Shrek Waifu uwu"
Person A: "Shrek is best boi"
Shrek Waifu by Alec_Artz1 October 8, 2020

Samsung waifu 

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.
Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.
Samsung waifu by Slimecode June 2, 2021

Soldier waifu 

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
Soldier waifu by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

Waifusexual

A male or female who is interested in anime girls2D waifus and don't care much about real life 3D girls as they value 2D over 3D.In a short definition a weeb or a cultured person in whichever way or perspective you wish to see.Most People of this sexuality are asexuals.
Person 1:Hey man what sexuality are you?
Weeb:I belong to waifusexual sexuality.
Person1:Interesting..Tell me more
Waifusexual by xZeno_ June 10, 2020