Waif

It is the diminutive of the Japanese word "Waifu" which transcribes the way Japanese people pronounce the English word "Wife".
It refers to one's significant other.

I love it when I go outside with my waif.

by Waifu's May 19, 2020

Waif

V. A euphemism for the word "Rape" made up by Wal-Mart, (and later adopted in K-Mart stores as well),in order to sell a Nirvana album. The album featured a song called "Rape Me", which most likely expressed the band's feelings about the music industry. Being the profiteers they are, Wal-Mart changed the name of the song, however most other text referring to the song remained the same.

Person 1: "I just got done hearing that kick ass "Waif me" song.

Person 2: "Go google that song."

by Vomica Medicus August 18, 2011

waif

an ownerless piece of property that is found

Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.

by orangepotiron April 19, 2009

waif

a homeless person; hobo

The waif was stealing shit.

by craig January 19, 2004

WAIF

Where Am I Failing

- Hey, I'm getting "bad command or file name" typing "ls" on a server. WAIF?
- It's a Windows server, dumbass, use "dir"

by sunch June 15, 2018

Waif

a shortish, blonde, skinny girl who had the word schtoom stolen from her and then used against her...but has now reclaimed it by adding defintions for both schtoom and waif...victory!

Gaw....SCHTOOM WAIF!!!

by schaffy February 20, 2005

waif

Someone without any friends

"get away from me you waif, go hang out with your friends... wait you don't have any. hahahaha"

by Col. Christ May 15, 2004