waif

Someone without any friends

"get away from me you waif, go hang out with your friends... wait you don't have any. hahahaha"

by Col. Christ May 15, 2004

WAIF

Noun - A poor, skinny, homeless child typically in Dickensian London. Normally has unnecessary filth about his face and/or clothing. The butt of many cruel jokes involving his financial status.

Verb - the act of "waifing"

Adjective - A cruel insult, normally used for people smaller or less fortunate than yourself.

Adverb - "in the manor of a waif"

Noun - Look at that stupid waif. Lets kick him and rub dirt in his waif-face.

Verb - Look man. Gimme my burlap sack back before I waif you up.

Adjective - Look at that waif person. How very waif he is.

Adverb - He walked waifly down the street.

by WretchingGoatman May 13, 2005

Waif

homeless, neglected, or abandoned person, especially a child.

Postal is a Waif.

by BlamePostal June 27, 2020

Waife

A term of endearment shared by female room mates whos bond precedes over all other relationships. Must be introduced as said waife to others in compliance with the 'waife clause'.

Let me just check in with MAI WAIFE.

by Number 3 MJ Ho October 20, 2010

Waif

It is the diminutive of the Japanese word "Waifu" which transcribes the way Japanese people pronounce the English word "Wife".
It refers to one's significant other.

I love it when I go outside with my waif.

by Waifu's May 19, 2020

Waif

V. A euphemism for the word "Rape" made up by Wal-Mart, (and later adopted in K-Mart stores as well),in order to sell a Nirvana album. The album featured a song called "Rape Me", which most likely expressed the band's feelings about the music industry. Being the profiteers they are, Wal-Mart changed the name of the song, however most other text referring to the song remained the same.

Person 1: "I just got done hearing that kick ass "Waif me" song.

Person 2: "Go google that song."

by Vomica Medicus August 18, 2011

waife

someone who has the name anthony and is absolutely shot....the word for ghini from brewsta named ANTHONY....always snaps his fingers and makes remarks that make less sense than a hairlip retard.....GEEKED UP SON

stoppp it your such a waife bro....ive been drivin since i was a fetus

by Tony the TT Boy April 7, 2008