Wagnasty

1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends

My mom caught me pulling a Wagnasty and bitched at me to go to bed

by Your girl and your Etard friend luv u! May 30, 2008

wannagrapher

A want-to-be or wannabe photographer. Usually those people you see carting around five million dollars worth of camera gear. They know every theoretical rule and function of a camera, but couldn't take a creative shot to save their lives.

Wannagrapher: "Bah! You're shitty lense has nothing on my L-series"
Photographer: "Sure doesn't. But money can't buy creativity and your shots suck!"

by marie caminiti June 2, 2008

WAGWAG

Acronym meaning White Average Guy With Asian Girl.
Meant to describe the tendency in North America of white guys to date, and sometimes marry, east Asian girls.

Did you see Zach with Xiaolu the other day? He's such a WAGWAG now.

by zizzeus April 27, 2011

waznag

a fat or saggy Virgina

she had a waznag so i did her anal

her waznag was so big i could fit my arm in there!

how many waznags does it take to eat the world? just one.

how many waznags stretched out would it take for chuck norris to bone? there is no such number...

a person named Codykurt got ate by a waznag

by codykurt March 19, 2008

Funk'n'wagnalls

A publishing company that became a term used to express anger or confusion, and to replace a swear word.
Made famous by Eric Cartman in the popular "South Park" series.

Me: Did you fill the car up with gas?
Douche: Oops, I forgot.
Me: Funk'n'wagnalls, are you retarded?!?

by Anthony Pecone June 25, 2007

wannagooutwithme?

Question asked by nervous males in the presence of a girl they really like, regardless of whether she is a slut or not. Commonly said at lightning speed and often in a very quiet voice. Success rate of around 2 in 3, as many girls take pity on his nervousness and foolishly say yes when they don't mean it, which usually leads to heartbreak on the male's part when she sleeps with someone else the week later.

Seb: thing is Dais, I really like you so.. wannagooutwithme?
Daisy: um, ok.

by NH3 February 19, 2008

Wannagay

A straight guy who wears gay hair and clothes, and is usually very convincing apart from one minor detail (eg timberlands with jeans). May act gay.
Usually oppressed by girlfriend who secretly wants him to actually be gay.

David Beckham (married to Victoria (Posh Spice) Beckham)

by ickle simon December 9, 2004