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Also known as Swagnar or hairy nugget. This man loves to correct people, although most of the time he doesn't really know what he is actually talking about. Mr Steven Wagnar is very odd to look at, as he is very short and hunched, although this doesn't stop him from being the best over 40's Hockey player ever. He loves to brag about his long and prosperous hockey career, and is quick to remind anyone how good he actually is. Everyone knows a Wagnar, and often wishes they didn't as he can be very tedious to be around and very debilitating on ones education if they ever have the misfortune of having him as a teacher. This man believes that hockey is the best sport on earth and that Michael Phelps is not a real athlete, he also goes by the idea that Physics is the only science that matters and loves to mock anyone who says other wise.
Jack: Oh look Jay, It's Mr Wagnar waving at some birds.
Jay: Oh.
Mr Wagnar: Hahahaha-PHYSICS!
wagnar by Richards Rocks August 21, 2016
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Wagner Middle School 

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.
I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle
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Wagner middle school 

Wagner has ppl smoking blunts in the bathroom. On fire every month. Fights in every hallway. Senior slut day. Ppl basically fucking in the yard. Teachers who don’t give a shit. And overall j a dusty crusty school.