1.) a disgusting, repulsive thing that is dripping in strange goo and puss with unimaginable long disgusting hair with very close resemblance to the hair of a elephant also with a horrible stench that can tear the stitching out of levies.

2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.

1.) oh shit its a blue wafflecopter is coming hide

2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter

blue wafflecopter by Alex gwh5's Anderson September 14, 2011

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wafflebutt

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.

"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"

wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008

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Wafflenuts

Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.

Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.

Wafflenuts by Pikeyfromstaines April 24, 2005

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Wafflecrotch

When a female is wearing a dress of some sort and it get wedged into her lower areas and sticks while she continues to walk forward and not notice.

Look at that girl from our high school she's got a major Wafflecrotch.

Wafflecrotch by DorothyandddZach March 14, 2011

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