waffle stomper

noun - someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to stomp it down the drain.

All the stalls were full, so Tina, being the waffle stomper she is, had to man up and take a dump in the shower.

by bdams the original December 12, 2008

Waffle Stomper

When someone takes a dump in the shower. To push it down the drain they stomp on it.

"Are you a waffle stomper?"
"Whats that?"
"Its when you poo in the shower and to push it down the drain you stomp on it"

by TheWaffleStomper! June 23, 2018

waffle stomper

A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.

Wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.

by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025