it just has a virus

Short for I know it has a major problem, it's not worth fixing, and I hope you are stupid enough to buy it as-is. A Big warning flag when buying an old computer.

Dude the case is smoking, no it just has a virus.

by wjc January 11, 2012

Prankitopian Virus

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.

Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?

by sheagunkus October 24, 2022

vrushi

The most honorable person in the world. The most fashionable person and great sense of humor. She has an amazing personality and has good taste in boys. You can trust her in everything and she can be the best person to be around. The best person you can ever meet. She is the queen of your world.

I am sooo vrushi

by Vrushi February 19, 2018

safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

walter white virus

When your computer just randomly fucks itself after searching up anything related to Walter White from hit television show Breaking Bad.

"Last time I searched up Walter White, my computer monitor broke."
"You must have got the walter white virus."

by ballslover32 April 10, 2022

hello your computer has virus

this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.

joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
Tech Support Caller: Hello your computer has virus!!

by abondedspaghetti April 17, 2023

happy virus

It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.

Park Chanyeol is happy virus.

by felicitypond August 20, 2016