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Von Werner

Often used to describe a non-gifted child.
Oh look its Von Werner again.
by Last Name Check January 22, 2020
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Von Werner

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped
I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.
by squiggle pig January 27, 2020
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Castle von Wolfenstein

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."
by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017
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Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.
just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids
by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004
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Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1
by Asulsmallpp May 10, 2021
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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
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vonweiner

name of an individual that pretty much will stick ones dick into any crevice on the human body, preferring the Anus over all other cavities, especially a dirty Anus. In the event the Anus is not dirty enough, said individual will then look to the oral cavity of the male variety in which he will begin convulsing until he finishes. Vonweiner will almost never prefer the company of a woman, and will 9 out of 10 times prefer the company of a Man with a dirty Anus.

Vonweiner is also a synonym for various names as follows: Bootyhole touch, taint sniffer, fingerer of the dark dirty abysses and finally taint licker.
Ex: Vonweiner likes to thrust his tiny penis into men's dirty poop caked anuses and convulses. EX2: Vonweiner found the man's anus to be to clean so then decided to conduct a ATM session with another man so he could then perform the act from ex 1:.
by Felcher of DOOM April 18, 2018
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