Vitas

Vitas is a Russian singer with the voice of GOD! He is the most handsome beautiful man with sparkly, glistening, eyes, and a gorgeous turkey call thats beauty will make you drool in awe. He is a god that we must worship and memorize every mind-blowing lyric, such as the deep and meaningful line "Blahahha!" So deep, it brings tears to his worshipers eyes. You must worship the almighty god Vitas

Person 1: I'm catholic, what religion are you?

Person 2: I follow the all-mighty teachings of Vitas. You can read more about his glorious ways in the Holy Book of Vitas

Person 1:....

by Almighty Stringle Being February 19, 2021

Vitas

Creator of chandra chandra chandra chandra bedrum song.

Hey! Did you hear {vitas} new song?

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

Vita

The Latin meaning for Life

"Vita mutatur, non tollitur" - Life is changed, not taken away

by Z. F. December 28, 2008

Vita

In academia, they don't say "Resume," they say "Vita"

Please include a current vita along with your scholarship application.

by DJThuht March 17, 2011

Vita

Vita is a nickname for the kind of friend who is obviously the best in the group. 'Vita' basically has supernatural abilities and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants. He's basically God, if he wanted he could feed all the people who don't get food before they sleep. He has also lifted a cheetah out of a well, though. That was pretty cool. Anyways, he's the almighty overseer so don't fuck with him or he'll fuck you up

Henry: Hey, have you seen Vita anywhere?

Dumbass retard who doesn't know who Vita is: Who's Vita?

*Vita appears from thin air*
Vita: I'm just dat nigga

by распятие November 12, 2019

Vita

Vita is a sporty sexy girl with an outstanding body. She is one that everyone falls in love with, blonde hair bright blue eyes she will be one to make your life tre best one you'll ever have. She loves helping people in need, but can be a bitch if you hurt her friends. She has this way to make everyone happy with her hulairious humor. She will love her forever if you treat her right.

" Vita name me is happy I llove her she makes me feel like I mean something"

by Joana191 April 2, 2017

Vitas Virus

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.

Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.

by VV Victim January 26, 2010