Virginitis

What a girl gets after she gets all stuck on the first guy to penetrate her. Symptoms include geting all clingy, blowing up his cellphone tracking his whereabouts,calling mutual friends to look for him, etc. Can last anywhere from a few days to many years.....depending on how severe the case is.

Sadly, Rachel was unable to find another boyfriend after she caught virginitis from Bill.

by o1aztekdog August 31, 2006

virginitus

somone who is a virgin for too long

bob is suffering virginitus because he cant get any.

by sally hansen July 30, 2006

Vaginious

a derogatory term used to describe a female with a bad idea.

"She had the vaginious idea that inviting her mother to join us camping would make it more fun"

by Pixelboy May 28, 2009

virginitis

A situation when recently deflowered virgins find it necessary to relate everything back to their now active sex-lives

Normal human: "I"m so sweaty"
Sufferer of Virginitis: "Oh that reminds me of when XXX and I were having sex that one time.."

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009

Virginias

A state where all the virgins live

Hey sometimes you just have to live in Virginias

by Shrek will live dood June 17, 2018

virginpusher

A man or woman who takes the virginity of a young girl, then has her whore her body selling her as a virgin.

Usually running from $2000+

Kaleb Perelli is a virginpusher.

by kaleb perelli October 15, 2006

virginius tiny dickus

a closet gay stuck living in his parents basement spending more time looking at porn and playing computer games then actually interacting with real people accept for on the internet. has never gotten laid, not even by the family pet. VIRGIN despite expensive schooling and being surround by girls or guys depending on which side of the closet door he is on can never seem to get a date. when with other male friends jokes about shit and being gay are often tossed around in attempts to hide the fact that he is gay and has a shit fetish. often he replaces a significant other with technology by spending copious amounts of money on worthless pieces of technological crap! ie:computer shit, video and sound shit and telephony crap. tends to neglect his vehicle, gets into multiple crashes "not his fault" also has no mechanical understanding.

Geek, Gamer, Nerd, fag, loser, virgin, closet gay, momma's boy, chronic masturbater

virginius tiny dickus loves to watch gay porn and jack off after he has played hours of video games which he sucks at in the basement of his parents place where he lives.

by 3 |^|^| 0 syndicate March 16, 2009