Vidcation

A vidcation is when you’ve tested positive for Covid-19 and you are required to work from home for the next 10-14 days.

Since I just found out that I tested positive for COVID-19, my HR department explained to me the terms of my vidcation. Even though my test may have been a false positive and no one knows if I’m contagious, I must take vidcation. My boss is currently on his vidcation and his biggest complaint is not being able to taste his Diet Coke. Such a sad and cruel world we live in.

by The Ultimate Dumper Jumper December 2, 2020

Jan Vidar

The most epic person ever. he is guaranteed to be a teacher one day. or even a rock star. this guy definetly loves rock and heavy metal. He is super funny as well! take good care of him and bond nicely with him!

wow I didn't know Jan Vidar was soo cool! He is so swag as well! great taste of music jan Vidar!

by swagDon'tChoke December 13, 2021

Vidmar effect

When Gasper Vidmar goes off the court during a game everything in the world goes wrong

No hitler was reborn it must be the Vidmar effect.

by Nisemhotijebac September 14, 2017

vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

vicarity

that which is experienced vicariously.

I don't even have to leave the house anymore. I get my vicarity on the Internet.

by Chrome Toaster January 23, 2009

Vidar

A very pretty person with the Biggest Dick you have ever seen it is pingst Than a lyktstolpe. Thats why he Will steal your girl very easy, so if your girl starts Tallinn about a Guy called Vidar you Will soon be played på your girlfriend and Will se Vidar and that girl havingg sex and sucking that big Dick on pornhub and Other websites.

Your girl: have you mert Vidar
You: no? Anythinh special
Her: no

Next day
Your girl: i break up
You: why?
Her: i meet someond new
You whoo?
Her: Vidar because he hot a bigger penis than you have.

by Joe_Mama0331 October 18, 2019