Dirty Vessel

When you take a shit in a ships water supply.

Some fat greaseball whore dirty vesseled your boat, by the way.

by Mothamilka July 7, 2010

boar vessel hours

From 2:30-5:00 am

Nigga - When is real boar vessel hours?
Nigga II - From 2:30-5:00 am.

by Boar Vessel June 23, 2018

vesselashimmey

You shimmy and your fat rolls jiggle all over the place. Preferably in spandex.

Belly fat jiggling up and down while dancing is a vesselashimmey

by Vesselashimmey January 25, 2014

empty vessel

A person who is starting over with nothing psychologically.
A person who has no moral compass.
A highly suggestible person.

John is an empty vessel waiting for the next motivational speaker to fill his head with nonsense.

by Pink Royd October 24, 2017

Vesslan

A cs player who is hated by Heaton for trying to get a bigger pay packet from winning CPL with NiP.
Vesslan also got raped byt BDS from www.schroet.com

WTF are you doing trying to vesslan up our lottery syndicate!

by Leannain December 20, 2004

Facebook communication vessel

on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.

My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013

Vessel

an absolute unit!
someone who can take 10 stews to the dome in 1 minnow
the first and last person you see before you wake up with a sore jaw on the ground..

hey thad! you see that f**king vessel walk into the bar, holy sh*t

dude that vessel just gobbled up 3 chicks in one night!

by cstrr December 24, 2020