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Vertigo Back

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.
-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"
by Sefff October 20, 2008
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Nut Vertigo

The weird feeling you get in your nuts when you go on a roller coaster
“Bro why do you hate going to six flags so much?”
“I always get nut vertigo
by adv7 December 14, 2019
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vertigo

n.

1. A feeling of dizziness, or a particular occurance of such a feeling.
2. Blacking out
3. The state where getting intoxicated turns disorientating and extremely confusing.
High quantites of alcohol may result in a state of vertigo; Don't drink kids.
by Olsen Pickett December 8, 2004
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vertigo

The sensation that you, or the room around you, is spinning around in circles.
An inner ear infection may cause someone to suffer from vertigo.
by CoconutMonkey November 30, 2010
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Vertigo

Something you have on Mondays or Fridays so you dont have to work or climb ladders.An easy out of work.Brought on by side jobs or loud music.
Mike J has vertigo today so you have to pick up his slack.
by comm man October 6, 2011
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Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.
Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing
by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008
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Vertigone

"The call of the void" used to describe the instinctive urge to jump or fall from high places
He wanted to jump of the tall building, but his friend warned him not to follow the vertigone. Unfortunately, he didn't listen and fell to his demise.
by Melody Howler July 5, 2017
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