Vermonter
A Vermont'er is typically undeniably rude. Aloof to a fault, their family dates back at least twelve generations in their precious state. Generally speaking, this person will tell you exactly what they think of you while not making eye contact. Of course, all of this will be unsolicited, and will render you to a state of confusion until the next insult arrives (likely to be soon thereafter). While you are having an out of body experience wondering why the hell you moved to Vermont, the Vermont'er will be smiling in your face at inappropriate times and collaborating with their native born cronies. As a native born jerk, he or she will be sporting expensive clothes and shoes and shopping at over-priced food stores even though they make $12 per hour and finance a Prius. Still, they will be able to out compete in the job market because they are likely to be someone's brother, sister, wife, daughter, etc. A Vermont'er is a lot of things, but friendly, sociable, respectful and worldly do not have a share in these 'things.'
My Vermonter coworker still does not look me in the eyes or greet me--hell, he does not even know my name after three years!
I sure wish I was a Vermonter so that my coworkers would stop locking me inside the closet during my lunch break.
I sure wish I was a Vermonter so that my coworkers would stop locking me inside the closet during my lunch break.
Vermonter by cantwaittoleave November 9, 2013
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