A person who is extremly kind, considereate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you uncondittionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enogh to have Vitalija for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers.
David: you are so lycky to have a girl like Vitalija!
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.
by JustSomeGuy1221 January 28, 2018
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A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
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1.I vitalibombed my whole fucking class today, never felt better.
2. she vitalibombed during sex, enough to knock me off the bed.
3. If she dirty dolphins she is bound to vitalibomb next .
4. My RA vitalibomed and I lost hearing in my left ear.
2. she vitalibombed during sex, enough to knock me off the bed.
3. If she dirty dolphins she is bound to vitalibomb next .
4. My RA vitalibomed and I lost hearing in my left ear.
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