The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.
by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019
Get the Vaselinemug. Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019
Get the No Vaselinemug. by epher April 23, 2005
Get the the vaselinesmug. Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night?
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.
Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.
Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.
by New_Born December 15, 2008
Get the With no vaselinemug. Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.
Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.
by Flared January 9, 2007
Get the Vaselinemug. by Juju DATWAY October 24, 2018
Get the No Vaselinemug. 1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
Get the Vaselinemug.