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Vanilla Ice 

A crap......er sorry........RAP "artist" who made it big off of shitty rhymes and a beat stolen from Queen and David Bowie's hit "Under Pressure"
*bassline from under pressure*
Person: ALRIGHT UNDER PRESSURE!

V.I. on radio: Stop collaberate and listen....

Person:YOU FUCKIN' SUCK VANILLA...YOU AND YOUR STOLEN BEATS!
Vanilla Ice by Jimmy Jazz February 2, 2005

Vanilla Ice 

The Lil Wayne of the 90's. Had no rap talent at all but had a shitload of money and everybody except you at your high school/middle school or whatever school you go to liked him.
*The 90's*

Real Hip Hop Fan: Look at the song that kid's listening to.

Real Hip Hop Fan 2: Yeah, Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

Real Hip Hop Fan: Pretty sad isnt it?

Real Hip Hop Fan 2: Yeah.

*The 2000's*

Real Hip Hop Fan: Look at the song that kid's listening to.

Real Hip Hop Fan 2: Yeah, Lollipop by Lil Wayne

Real Hip Hop Fan: Pretty sad isnt it?

Real Hip Hop Fan 2: Yeah.
Vanilla Ice by Fuck Vanilla Ice September 5, 2009

Vanilla Ice 

A bag of douche and responsiable for America's greatest music fraud.
Wigger: Vanilla Ice denies music theft publicly, what a gangster!
Anyone with common sense: *punches wigger in face*
Vanilla Ice by Billyx6661x December 9, 2008

vanilla ice 

Tommy: Hey you been fucking Vanilla Ice right?

Caiytlyn: Yeah, when we got down for two hours, he started saying "I'm a sampler".
vanilla ice by Perco April 20, 2007

Vanilla Ice 

fuckin pansy ass washed up gutter trash who ripped off a great queen song and has a hairdo like a backstreet boy
Vanilla Ice by yoyo December 30, 2004

Vanilla Ice 

A once white rapper, now metal band that sucks.
Vanillca Ice is yummy.
Vanilla Ice by sad April 10, 2003