vanilla hunting

Vanilla hunting is a term used when swingers, bisexual women or members of the LGBT community are looking to convince a heterosexual or monogamous person to explore sexual alternatives outside of their otherwise normal , mainstream sexual beliefs

our married friends, john and jane, were looking for excitement so they went vanilla hunting last night and picked up a newly divorced woman to play with.

by MIAMI KITTY May 8, 2015

Vanilla Bizcotti

A mediocre, but rapidly upcoming artist on various music distribution websites; has unhealthy obsessions with: Ricky Berwick, Bob Ross, Duke Nukem, making yaoi hentai involving himself and Markiplier.

Yo dawg, I started listening to this wack new dude. His name's Vanilla Bizcotti and his beats are dope

by dirtyblonde1996 November 27, 2018

Vania

She is heaven n hell combined. loves music n art. trust me when I say her words can make you fall in love. comes from a large family and is a wanna-be mom. never been in a serious relationship, she became cold after being with a guy she thought meant something to her. She doesn't care how long she needs to wait for her soulmatehas a calm, charming, n mature look to her. She can literally be an angel n this is what will astound her future lover. She is a mystery, n her future s/o will most likely be of opposite character. They will be unconventional in many ways, they will surprise many. DID I MENTION THAT VANIA IS THE SMARTEST GIRL? no? whelp she is. don't mistake her innocent aura for a child. she's stronger n smarter than you think. not just book smart. She's a HUGE momma's girl. She adores her mom.has outmost respect for her father. feels the need to prove herself worthy to him. Her mom is her best friend. soo remember when I said Vania often comes off as rude n cold? She's literally an angel sent from above. IF you manage to PISS HER OFF....HAHAHAH consider yourself no longer existent. she's literally a marshmallow if you're on her good side. good thing is, she's literally the most patient n tolerant person on this earth, hardly blows up. so we're actually lucky. All she wants is love. So, to the person that will enamor Vania in the future: congratulations because you have won over the girl that was utterly crafted by God himself.

Vania and her future partner are like two carefully crafted angels that were handpicked and brought together in order to bring heaven to earth.

by AnoONyMOuuSSss February 4, 2019

Vanillajawn

(noun-food) 1.) An extraordinary type of sugared & spiced grain; equal parts savory & sweet make up this 100% all nice white rice. It is exclusively grown, enriched & cultivated in Philadelphia PA . Although the name might suggest this to be “plain”, there is absolutely nothing plain or bland about this Philly homegrown fairest fine grain. It’s world renowned for its unconventionally unique flavor. Once you have tasted this elite dish you will never forget its distinctive savor. You will, no doubt, seek out/kill for/want this most soft, white, tasty & naturally seasoned deliciousness in mass quantities until your death. ‘Bonbon Appetite’ magazine claims: “A highly addictive treat... A true Philadelphia specialty & natural treasure ” … ‘Graining On That Wood..er’ magazine has it listed as one of their, “Top 10 Against the Grain dishes to die for.” Origin: 1980s ,Philadelphia PA (see also: 1. wooder grown nourishment 2. Philly style white-rice 3. Food for thought

Guy: I’m jonesin’ for a snack.. something soft, nice, tasty..
Girl: How bout a Tastykake ?
Guy: Nah...tastier than that...
Girl: What’s tastier than a Tastykake!?
(both think a brief moment then simultaneously)
Guy&Girl: Vanillajawn!!! JINX !

2. Vanillajawn slogan: “ALL RICE, NO SPICE…NECESSARY. The only naturally infused allspice white rice in the world! VANILLAJAWN- Philly stained fine-grained. It’s to die for!”

by VJawn215 December 3, 2018

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?

by ImTheLocalIdiot May 25, 2021

Pure vanilla cookie

love of my life

pure vanilla cookie>you

by notelectricall October 12, 2021

Vanillajawn

(adjective) 1.) Term to describe an exquisite male or female who lacks melanin in skin tone, is lathered in that high-grade premium SPF and is desired due to his/her milky smooth skin & altogether fair, ivory, porcelain appearance. Origin: 1990s, Philadelphia PA (see also: dedicated dimepiece )

1. Daaayuuum that vanillajawn is fine as hell!

2. Look at vanillajawn over there...lookin’ all good and shit, all vanilla’d out. I will swallow that white dove whole!

by VJawn215 December 4, 2018