halitosis

Stank nasty mouth-funk

Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts

by murcury June 5, 2003

Halitosis

Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.

My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.

by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

Halitosis Heat

The heat you feel in a large room with a lot of people talking.

It was warm in that craft fair. A lot of halitosis heat going on in there.

by Timmysixgun November 9, 2019

Halitosis

You know when you walk by the sewer and the most foul smell imaginable hits you? Now imagine someone's breath smelling like that. We call that halitosis, or otherwise known as yuckmouth. But have no fear! Halitosis can be cured by some good tooth paste and mouthwash.

When my aunt leaned in to talk to me, I nearly died because she has a terrible case of halitosis.

by SaltySusan May 4, 2021

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

halitosis

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

"I was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis."

by Hannah August 13, 2003

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006