vagipusstosis

Wimping out. Being a pussy.

Crusher says to Morpheus, your vagipusstosis is kickimg in. Colonel is not her tonight, he has vagipusstosis

by Buford JR June 25, 2015

vagicushion

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.

last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion

by Miraxis August 2, 2017

Vagipus

Someone with characteristics of both a vagina and an octopus while engaging in sexaul intercourse. Also someone who complains about their boy/girl friend to people who dont care.

Damn Jimmy D'amore needs to stop complaining about his ex, hes such a vagipus.

by Zamik Aramath November 15, 2010

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006

Vaginus

(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.

Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".

Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"

by Shaka Demus 268 November 1, 2007

Vaginus Beefus

1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.

captain planet is a douchebag.

by vaginusbeefus August 2, 2004

synchronitus vaginus

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.

don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

by Danica J May 11, 2015