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vaginitus

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
by John T. Black September 8, 2005
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Vaginester

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!
by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009
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Vagingles

When a female thinks about someone she's attracted to and her vagina tingles.
Becky: Are you excited to see James tonight?

Lauren: Hell yeah, I have vagingles just thinking about him!
by BKolodzaike April 30, 2014
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vaginese

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
by Siththa G January 19, 2008
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Vaginatastic

Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.

origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
Olamide: See you on Saturday, bonerific!
Dave: aha cool, vaginatastic!
by Sweatheart 8====D March 25, 2010
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Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.
Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011
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Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
by GUAMILY February 16, 2009
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