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vagination 

Generation of spillage resulting from overexcitement.
Todd is suffering from radical daytime nocturnal emissions. Every time his favorite gay singer, Justin Timberlake, appears on TV, Todd's mom gets blown into the air by the massive flow of fluids out of Todd's hose. Todd's gynecologist, who had thought his reaction to the gayness of Timberlake was 'cute' and resembled the singer's female fans reactions, tragically died following an outburst of accumulated vagination on one of Todd's regular monthly checkups.

"I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Woops - I think i just vaginated :O "
vagination by nutty walrus December 9, 2008

vagination 

using feminine wiles to obtain advantage. A specific form of machination.
His ego was no match for her vaginations
vagination by Don Huevo January 17, 2023

spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.
"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"
Double Vagination by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.
Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."
Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016