Vaginacide

When a girl has her period, it is her vagina trying to kill itself for failing at its only task of creating a child. A vagina- suicide

Person 1: oh man my cramps are terrible today
Person 2: are you having a vaginacide today?
Person 1: yeah, I am

by Craycray_qirl November 18, 2015

vaginalist

someone who makes a living off of vagina's

Porn stars are all vaginalist's

by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

vaginaise

Any fluids entering or exiting the vagina.

"Put on some pants, I don't want any vaginaise on my couch."

by Mikocha May 30, 2006

Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

vaginanigans

Shenanigans or bad decisions involving a vagina. Often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones sexually activities and/or regrets. Vaginanigans usually involve a lot of alcohol.

She was regaling us all with her vaginanigans from the night before. That girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.

by figarofigaro April 29, 2010

vaginalia

noun plural \ˌvä-jə-ˈnā-lē-ə\ the non-essential bits surrounding the vagina, vaginal decoration or embellishment.

Doctor Jones was ready to start Susie's pap smear, but he first had to navigate the vast amount of vaginalia she had acquired during her many years of hard living.

by webnabled September 8, 2013