vagenda 

The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.

I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.

vagenda by dvinad August 28, 2009

vagenda 

When a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.

That girl has a serious vagenda.

vagenda by TravistyOJ July 21, 2003

vagenda 

A vagina with an agenda.

No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.

vagenda by J. Licata July 19, 2005

Vagenda 

(noun) A woman's list of individuals she'd like to give some vagina to.

"He better act right before he gets kicked off my VAGENDA!"

"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."

Vagenda by Amanda Seales August 2, 2017

vagenda 

A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.

Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."

vagenda by Angela S April 13, 2006

vagenda 

your vagina's social agenda

That guy just made my vagenda.

vagenda by sometimesifaint May 4, 2009

Vagenda 

The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.

Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!

Vagenda by legendsword2 February 11, 2015