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vagenda

1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex

2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex

3. planned use of a girl's vagina
Mom: Christi, we need to talk

Christi: What now???

Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?

Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!

Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!
by theawsomepossumbunch April 29, 2009
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vagenda

"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda
Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.
by orionway December 27, 2010
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Vagenda

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
He fell right into her vagenda!
by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010
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Vagenda

Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
by reddoornumberone December 4, 2010
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Vagenda

A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
by FloatingRadio December 4, 2010
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Vagenda

Using the Vagina to procure what the woman wants, manipulation using Vagina for furthering the agenda of said Vagina holder...
Marcy used Toms weakness for Vagina to find out when to short sell her stocks..
That was Marcy's Vagenda
by Mantis0420 February 10, 2012
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Vagenda

The organ women possess to forward their own agenda
Stay away from her son, she has a vagenda!
by ETNOLA August 11, 2008
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