Writing Utensil

Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it
by no reeal name, just me February 11, 2022
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utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
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stabbing utensil

A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.
My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.
by NenjiMax June 29, 2005
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Kitchen Utensil

Slang word derived from sexist terms used towards women to state that women belong in the kitchen, although not used alot this term also is defined as a kitchen utensil as in the knife and or fork.
Hay what's that kitchen utensil doing ot of the kitchen?
I don't know man but she needs to learn her place.
by RBDtroll November 10, 2012
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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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utensile-strength

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.
Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.
by QuacksO August 19, 2025
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Utensil Poker

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders
i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens
by TON618 August 17, 2022
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