Usher

Justin Biebers babysitter

Stupid person: Omg Like Justin bieber is soo kool cuz he like hangs out with usher!

Me: Usher is probably just his babysitter

by That one orange llama December 15, 2010

Usher

A once great R&B singer who, recently, became a meal ticket for aspiring artists, (Justin Bieber, who thinks he's the shit because he knows Usher).

I think I'm going to download a copy of Fruity Loops studio and use nothing but the demo song, remake it 20 ways and add lyrics of wanting to have sex with bitches, befriend Usher and, get a deal, post my shit on YouTube and then see how many hits I can make. Boy I sure hope people appreciate my took-me-10-minutes-to-make-a-song music.

I still believe even Usher knows how big of a mistake he made with Justin Bieber. Justin probably wouldn't shut up about giving him a deal so Usher did it to shut him up.

On Usher's new song, the part that goes "Oh, My, God" is really just about how whack Justin is.

by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010

Usher impersonator

Someone who dresses up as Usher as a job for entertainment purposes. It's a little known fact that Usher is the second-most impersonated celebrity after Elvis. The few good ones can be found in Vegas, but the many bad ones usually work in the aisles at weddings, churches, and movie theaters. These shitty Usher impersonators usually have to wear "Usher" name tags so people know that they're trying to impersonate Usher.

Vanilla Ice: "Man, that guy at the movie theater showing people to their seats sure was one hell of a broke down Usher impersonator. I mean, if you're 60 years old and white and have to wear an 'Usher' name tag so people will know what you're doing, find another job."
Snow: "Yeah, I thought he was trying to be Bob Barker at first."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

usher

justin bieber's butt buddy

i think jb is in love with usher

by venusaurmaster August 17, 2011

usher

Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.

Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.

Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).

Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.

by whitemale_98 January 1, 2005

Uzhe

Abbreviation for 'Usual'.

(also sometimes spelled 'yoozhe')

Steve: "Hey man, what are you guys up to tonight?"

Schmellman: "Ah, nothin much. You know, the uzhe."

OR

Bartender: "Good to see you again! What'll ya have, mate?"

Bartendee: "The uzhe."

by Matthew Nye October 28, 2007

Usher

R&B artist that hails from Atlanta, Georgia. He used to have GREAT music earlier in his career. He now produces basically club music, and that's it. Was way better in the earlier stages of his career with songs like 'you make me wanna' and 'my way', and 'nice and slow'

a: Remember Usher in 'My Way'?
b: yeah, that was real stuff, not this 'let it burn' stuff like he got an STD
c: hahaha, nice

by kobaka February 24, 2009