Ungerfish

Noun: A sub-human entity whose sole purpose is to "Get Big," Or lift weights excessively in order to apply muscle. This person has no desire to better themselves in any way other than "Getting Big."

I saw Ungerfish in the weight room and when he saw me, he released a primordial scream and threw a 100 pound doungbell at the wall. He then ran out of the door crying and drouling profusly.

by The Knight of the Nonagon August 17, 2010

urge to merge

the tendency (usually attributed to lesbians) to become the same person. They start wearing the same outfits, doing everything together, essentially becoming the same person at the horror and disgust of their friends.

Alice: Have you seen Dana and Tanya, they are wearing the same outfit in similar colors.
Shane: must be the urge to merge.

by shaazaaam December 21, 2008

Urgency and Diversity

This is a concept that can be applied in business and in life to overcome adversity and create solutions. Whenever your organization (or yourself) becomes complacent or things are slowing down, you add in urgency and diversity. Diversity in this concept means to change what you are doing or add 'diverse' things to your schedule. Urgency simply means to do and carry out these things with passion, haste, or importance.

Bro 1: Dude, why can't we get brothers to come out to the parties anymore? We have been having the same parties we always have, just with different themes. What's changed?

Bro 2: Man, we have to create Urgency and Diversity! Instead of the same parties, we need to have a river rafting trip with free beer, we need to rent out a venue for a Halloween party, and we need to get everyone to chip in for party buses to go to the Travis Scott concert. That will create the fear of missing out!

Bro 1: Dude, you are so right. Urgency and Diversity!

by jackelliott May 7, 2020

Ugger

When someone is so ugly, they need a whole new word. 'Ugly' alone cannot describe their hideousness.

Romina: "Eugh, look at that ugger!"

by Prettyylime September 9, 2010

URGENT

A term used liberally by Lawyers,Bankers, people working in the Finance sector etc to describe something which all too often is not actually urgent but they simply want it done quicker.

quick-urgent

Hey IT Support, my phone is crackling and I must have someone look at it urgently. OR Hi IT Support, I have got a new icon on my desktop and I need to know what it is urgently.

Hey Messengers, I have got some files on my desk for archiving and they must be taken away as a matter of urgency.

Hi payments team, this banking instruction plus the other 1000 I have sent you today are urgent, urgent, urgent.

by 1mangsy March 26, 2008

Urgent 2k

If you are a Nigerian guy, you will understand what "URGENT 2K" mean

Even if you're in love with the girl, you go kukuma out immediately

Ole: Tundu! Please, I need urgent 2k

Therefore; Tunde is a member of Stingy Men Association of Nigeria (SMAN)

Tunde: OK, let me see what I can do (na there e end)

Brothers code 301: Save your brother from urgent 2k ladies
Please do all you can to save him from such girls

by SMAN Executive February 25, 2021

Urge to Shit

The Urge to Shit is an indication of one's closeness to actually shitting. Usually the urge to shit is often answered by a quick trip to the toilet. However, on some occasions the urge to shit has lurked as a silent killer, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It is often felt in the lower intestinal region and can be quite alarming as it causes tenseness of the muscles in that region.

If the urge to shit is not immediately purged, then it will eventually subside - however it will return (usually within 10 minutes) and bring back the same tense-ness desperation that can happen.

That is why it is always best to shit before a trip - to prevent the urge to shit from occurring. Furthermore it is always best to relieve it's call. And you will know the feeling of shit relief, when this urge has been fulfilled.

John felt a sudden tenseness in his stomach, he'd known there was shit inside of him; but he did not tend to it when he first found out. Nervous beads of sweat rained upon his face, the salty boiler goo pouring down. How could he maintain? It was an important meeting, he couldn't leave... The urge to shit was rising.


Ray: "urge to shit lowering... urge to shit lowering"

Dave: "Good, because it's still another hour till we get to Vegas."

Ray: "...my god"

by Jimblor April 3, 2009