fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid by ZenTam May 28, 2018

shut the ass up 

Drunken insult used by idiots

Shut the ass up

shut the ass up by pinkdragonass September 1, 2010

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up 

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.

Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up by Zainorulesfifa November 11, 2018

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT 

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker 

when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker by ur sexual dad March 16, 2022

ill whoop your ass up and down the street 

When you are really upset and will totally whoop there ass not just a small ass whooping

The hubba says Ill whoop your ass up and down the street

ill whoop your ass up and down the street by Billygraen January 3, 2019