"Caitlin has never had seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally unsalted."
A guy referring to a female: "Man I wanna wheel that unsalted boat, She'd be a challenge to get into bed."
A guy referring to a female: "Man I wanna wheel that unsalted boat, She'd be a challenge to get into bed."
by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011
When you have a gangbang with many different races of people in it. Usually consisting of an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, an Indian, a Mexican, etc.
Guy 1: Oh man, that was the best thing of Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts I ever had last night.
Guy 2: Eww, dude you do that?
Guy 2: Eww, dude you do that?
by Potato Lover April 12, 2014
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 20, 2022
a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024