University of Washington

A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).

Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."

Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.
Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.
by Nob~~ June 08, 2010
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University of Washington

The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.
Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."

Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"
by yaley November 24, 2010
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University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold
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The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.
"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."
by Ben Davis March 10, 2005
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University of Washington

AKA: UW

Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!

Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.

Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.

Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!
by mike184 March 06, 2009
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The only college where the greatest Martial artist BRUCE LEE went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.
"I went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"
by Huskiy124 May 28, 2009
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In 4 years, I'll be a University of Washington student. Go Huskies.
I hope the University of Washington Huskies win this year.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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