United Airlines

The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.

United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.

United Airlines by Rebellereign April 16, 2017

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United Airlines

Abusive, disrespectful, dangerous.

That guy went completely United Airlines on me!

United Airlines by Kyrillmmm August 3, 2017

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United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

United Airlines by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017

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A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.

United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.

united airlines by Aggravated Ching Chong April 16, 2017