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unionville girls

everyone stop complaining!! the ones who are complaining are prolly the ones who fit the damn stereotype!! so shut up!
stop complaing ahhh!!
by umm December 30, 2004
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unionville girls

Characterized by a completely provinicial outlook on the world around them. Often very ditzy; although they make up for it with SATprep course after SATprep course (and any other cocurricular activities, classes, etc. that their mommy and daddy can force them into). Throw parties where a lot of preppy white kids who don't know how to drink end up passed out in the bathrooms covered in their own vomit, or on their parents leather couch, carrying on the most trite conversations that mankind has ever witnessed. Enjoy shopping at Victoria Secret, although they are generally anorexic to the point of being breastless -- thereby nullifying any use for a bra. They gossip like its their job, not that the gossip is ever any good, but because they have nothing better to do. Statistically they are overacheivers, because their UpperMiddleclass Uncultured Conservative parents tell them they have to, or else they will take away their brandnew IPod.

Oh, and above all; Rich, White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestants, Who've been catered to their whole life and will probably never realize what the real world is like because they will never actually see it (because mommy and daddy would disown them, god-forbid, they ever take a drive to Upper Darby or Wilmington, let alone the 'bad' areas of West Chester).
The best examples can be seen by taking a drive to Walmart, Starbucks, or one of the fucking sorryass football games. You've got to see it to believe it.
by hod22 January 9, 2005
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unionville girls

uglee-azz preps who think that tha whole wurld revolvez around thEm n have no good tazte in musiic. they claiim 2 lyk rap ND rock. they strive 2 be exactly lyk paris hilton nd/or barbie. they r really rich nd makez sure every1 knos it. they think itz hott 2 have sex w. every guy whos sumwhere on the "popularity scale"

u r a "unionville girl" if u shop @:
hollister
victorias secret
abercrombie
forever 21
american eagle

they also type lyk thiz b-cuz they think itz hott.
"i tried to get sum last night from ken but he left early!"

"oh wut a shame! WE GOTTA GO SHOPPING NOW SO WE CAN HAVE EVEN MORE CLOTHES!!!!"
by wouldntyoulike2know December 18, 2004
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unionville girls

Sheltered little girls who think if they go "party" (which really means passing out in a bathroom, throwing up all over the place, or getting into fights with your so-called "friends")then they're cool. Ignorant people who don't understand that other people with not as much money as they have may not deserve being poor: they don't realize that many people are put into circumstances beyond their control where it is close to impossible to make a decent living. Girls that, if they themselves had not been blessed with financially responsible parents, would have realized the situation of poverty in America and actually been inspired to do something about it. They're "smart", but in the book way, and a lot of them work their asses off to succeed in school. They're not better than anyone, even though they may think they are. They're no better than, god forbid, the (gasp) ghetto people! They've just been put into better circumstances.
"So you're a Unionville Girl? So that means you're a rich whore, right?"~Any Kennett Person
by literate_and_informed January 30, 2005
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unionville girls

A school full of girls who are very ugly.
Wow dude all the girls at school look like Unionville Girls!
by impeach46 December 16, 2004
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unionville girls

well i see that all these unionville girls are on here typing things about them selves so i figured i'd hel clear some things up. yes...everyone including the BOYS not only the girls at unionville drinks and/or smokes beacuse there is nothing else to do look we are all teens and thats what we do! also, everyone typing things on here are from unionville so obvioulsy they are also drinking/smoking, and if u arent think about y we do it...maybe because there is nothing better to do, just try and come up with one thing that we can do other then that, and dont say chill at "painters" you see "painters" is a good place to go see a movie not sit around like the middle schoolers do thinking we are cool. also we do wear low jeans with our thongs hanging out this is beacuse 90% of u'ville girls are hott there for we have the rite to
by the REALtruth December 29, 2004
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Unionville Girls

As a Unionville Alumnist I feel comfortable in saying that you should all be paying more attention in English class. If you were truly free thinkers there wouldn't be so much trash talking on a web page for slang definitions. If you didn't deserve to be called whatever it is you have been called, you wouldn't be on here telling people to get a life. It is my opinion that none of you have even the faintest clue what lies ahead for you in the real world. The truth is, if you could look past the Unionville "Clicks", you would realize that now is the time to have fun and learn how to take care of each other. The world turns into a harsh place real quick for those who don't know how to take care of thier friends. Mommy and Daddy can't take care of you physically, socially, and FINANCIALLY forever...and if they do, I pity you. So instead of bashing the rich kids, or hiding the new kids backpack, or gossipping behind slutty girls back, why don't you all take a minute to think about how much better the quality of life would be for you if everyone got along...or at least tried to get along like adults.
My graduating class was hailed by the teachers as being the best group of students to pass through Unionville in 20 years, we were good to each other and our teachers and aside from a few bad apples, every day was at least pleasant. We still had our "clicks" but we knew how to transcend them, to see past our own selfishness and understand the meaning of the phrase "The Greater Good." Unionville is filled with beautiful people, the rest of your life will not be.
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