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national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*
by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019
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Unfollow

1. n. a button on Twitter that eradicates a person's thoughts, feelings, and beliefs from your timeline

2. v. (a) hitting said button is a gesture equivalent to sticking up your middle finger to someone on Twitter
(b) virtually the same as the phrase "fuck you" and applies to not only the individual being unfollowed but also to his or her thoughts, feelings, and beliefs expressed on Twitter
This girl is stupid. *Promptly hits unfollow*

This guy is so annoying. *Promptly hits unfollow*
by kissabledimplz March 11, 2011
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Unfold

The most beautiful song ever written by Porter Robinson that can bring an old man to tears within seconds and can cure cancer.
Doctor: I'm sorry she only has 2 hours left to live
Person: *plays Unfold by Porter Robinson*
Grandma: Hippity hoppity I'm cured
by PianoBoyEDM April 26, 2021
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MINI Unfiltered

One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)

But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.

On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.

Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.

Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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National Unfollow Day

The 6th of July. The day shit went down with Charli D'Amelio, Lilhuddy, Nick Austin and Nessa Barrett.
Dude did you see the ttr post about Charli? It's National Unfollow Day lmaoooo
by ttrmistry July 6, 2020
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Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport
Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.
by TMAdam August 24, 2016
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Unfollow

To stop following a Twitter account that you were previously following.
@aplusk is getting annoying, I'm going to unfollow him.
by @heyart November 29, 2009
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