Unternet

Real life.

John logged off his computer and entered the unternet.

by LadyGlennGlenn October 20, 2010

der untergang

translation: the downfall.
2004 German movie about how Hitler and his last secretary spent the last days of WW2 in Europe in a Berlin bunker.

der untergang was nominated for an oscar for best foreign film.

by Adrian August 22, 2006

eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

Untermensch

Translates into "subhuman"

Das judeobolschewistische Untermenschentum steht vor der Tür und bittet um Einlass, mein Führer. Was darf ich ausrichten?

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

untertaining

–adjective

Unamusing; not entertaining.

As expected, my latest attempt at online dating was profoundly untertaining. Internyet!

by miamac March 14, 2010

Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle

This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.

I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.

by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011

Untervention

Activity wherein the alcoholic friends of someone who is not drinking conspire to "kick them off the wagon" by making them drink. Can be applied to any recreational addiction. Opposite of intervention

Bob was getting so self-righteous about quitting drinking that we had to do an untervention to shut him up.

by Someone Who Cares Less January 23, 2006