F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Lars Ulrich

Danish born drummer for the well known metal band Metalllica, who spearheaded the lawsuit aginst Napster and who is trying to get metallica's music off the net by stealing peoples hard drives one at a time. he also thinks he's more popular than he is.

Hello i'm Lars and I'm here to take your hard drive. Or i'll sue you.

by Fuck Me Freddy! March 31, 2003

Lars Ulrich

1. Hyperactive Metallica drummer

2. Fast food restaurant

1. Man, Lars Ulrich can really play those skins!

2. Dude, I'm heading out to Lars Ulrich's to get a cheeseburger.

by Matthew McDonnell July 28, 2004

Skeet Ulrich

The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.

Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?

by cherikshipper101 April 6, 2023

lars ulrich

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout

(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

lars ulrich

Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.

yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil-assed grins of my man Lars, bitch

by baos December 27, 2003

Ulrichism

A form of religion in which an individual or family that is christian acts and gives gifts as if they were jewish. Usually referred to as "shystey" or "fuckin cheap." This term is generally used around Christmas time and birthdays.

John: Jesus Christ man Grandma is the damn Pope of Ulrichism. All i got for Christmas is a recycled bar of soap and a pair of used socks.

by BigMeechRegulator December 20, 2010