ucl 

you can't lie

*girl wearing a masculine outfit*
girl talking to boy, "i look like a boy right now ucl"

ucl by ejjxisnsvdbd March 12, 2023

Ucl Academy 

A school in North West London that open in 2011 and IS THE DEFINITION OF GHETTO we’re fights happen every single hour even during exams and the majority population are Kosovan or Somalian. It is shown to have mix ability students from set 8s to top set

Being a very diverse shit whole were Mr Molly and Mr Macbride can waffle for hours about GCSEs

Harris Academy formally known as Quintin Kynaston use to be the most ghetto in Camden but ever since the school changed to Harris it’s left Ucl at the bottom

She gose Ucl Academy SHES a sket

That girls nudes got leaked she went Ucl Academy

Ay g what beef happen at Ucl

Too many Kosovan and Somalian dons in the Ucl academy

Ucl Academy by D_NW March 29, 2020

ucl final

REAL MADRID WON SO SUCK ITT

daddy milk straight from the butts
(LIVERPOOL WILL NEVER WIN ucl final AGAISNT REAL MADRID SUCK MY COKCCKOCKOCKOCKC)

ucl final by bhbhbhbhfbhbhbhbhs June 6, 2022

UCL Myth 

UCL Myth ~ A pussy that simps for fat bitches

A queer ass nigga whom will suck yo slimjim for $20

Ayo MA! did you really fuck CheckWifi? “Yeah”
UCL Myth is gay asf!

UCL Myth by MythsCousin October 5, 2021

ucl academy toilets 

the most ghetto toilets of the school
esp the girls toilets
with them vaping and thinking there bad
now they locked it now lol

ay there bare girls in the ucl academy toilets

ucl academy toilets by coolvribstions January 18, 2024

5 ucl

A phrase common used by Penaldo fans to explain why they think Penaldo is better than Messi. A common counter argument from Pessidogs for this is World Cup but then you find out both sides are quite dumb.

Pessidog: Haha Messi goat cuz he have world cup
Penaldo fan: B b but 5 ucl

5 ucl by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

UCLOC

You can’t lie on caps
It’s a fact

J: I didn’t pick lock my brother in the shower
V: Your Lying
J: But on Caps I told everyone that I didn’t
J: UCLOC
V: wow I’m sorry for think that

UCLOC by NegroMuncher May 6, 2019