by Feder September 28, 2004
Get the C.D.U. mug.Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.
#1 - The first rule of C.U.D. is, you do not talk about C.U.D.
#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.
#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.
#4 - Two upgrades at a time.
#5 - One benchmark at a time.
#6 - No food, no drink
#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.
#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.
#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.
#4 - Two upgrades at a time.
#5 - One benchmark at a time.
#6 - No food, no drink
#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.
#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
by Ageless_ZA January 20, 2011
Get the C.U.D. mug.Direct Unit Check. When a guy is walking towards a girl and she glances down at his unit wanting to see the girth... (pronunciation: Ducked)
by jk8 April 25, 2006
Get the D.U.C. mug.Person 1 says: So girl are you going to the bar tonight? Person 2: Nah, I gotta work late. C.U.D.I.?!! Person 1: I feel ya!
by MissTT February 26, 2011
Get the C.U.D.I. mug.to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.
NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.
NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.
husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)
by the future doctor June 10, 2011
Get the C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER) mug.Civil-unionised: legalse for samesex marriage.
C.u.'d/ cu'd or simply 'unionised'... eh, 'couple'.
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
Get the c.u.'d mug.D.U.C. or how many chicks all around the globe know it as the "DICK UPPER CUT"has been a mystery for people who seek a mind blowing experience. LEGEND says only 4 people have been able to harvest it's true Power and been able to deliver a bone crushing impact that can break a stack of bricks in half...
1.QC Sean Williams L.A.
2.Mr.T
3.LBC Rudy Cardoza
4. EL CHAPO GUZMAN
Not much is known about the D.U.C. the few that know the secret to it's power have sworn to a code of silence about what it can do . . .
1.QC Sean Williams L.A.
2.Mr.T
3.LBC Rudy Cardoza
4. EL CHAPO GUZMAN
Not much is known about the D.U.C. the few that know the secret to it's power have sworn to a code of silence about what it can do . . .
1. Rainbow man with hickeys on back of neck ,AKA, demoted all beard no man : "damn my back hurts, I can't believe MR.T destroyed my ass with the D.U.C... "
2.Gyrl at work : Damn I got the D.U.C. from the legend Sean Williams and i hAvnt been able to walk normal in 3 months..im hooked !!
3. Mystery gyrl in the beema: "I better hurry and take legendary Rudy Cardoza his lunch and some flowers and candy on valentines day, He delivers the D.U.C. and it puts me in a trance. "
2.Gyrl at work : Damn I got the D.U.C. from the legend Sean Williams and i hAvnt been able to walk normal in 3 months..im hooked !!
3. Mystery gyrl in the beema: "I better hurry and take legendary Rudy Cardoza his lunch and some flowers and candy on valentines day, He delivers the D.U.C. and it puts me in a trance. "
by QC80SPEARS June 7, 2018
Get the D.U.C. mug.