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Mexican Typhoon

The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus
"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"
by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010
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typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.
Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night
by sweet sheets December 23, 2010
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Typhoonwes

A guy who sounds like an awesome mob boss, but in all actuality is just someone obsessed with cotton candy and his bird.
I was talking to some awesome sounding guy last night, but he turned out just to be a typhoonwes.
by Master_chief2727 March 21, 2012
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Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon

(Warning: Attempt at your own risk) When you eat nothing but 6 month expired food for 3 weeks straight, then after the three weeks you eat a box of prescription strength laxatives. While waiting for the laxatives to take effect you tie up the recipient of the DNRT to a chair with their mouth forced open. When the laxatives begin to work position your chocolate starfish directly over their face and then spray as hard as humanly possible.
Chris: You look horrible, what happened?
Nick: I've eaten nothing but expired food for the last three weeks and last night I DNRT'd Vikki.
Chris: Oh my God, is she still alive?
Nick: I don't know, after I finished I ran out of their and forgot to untie her.
Chris: I'm never going to Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon anyone, that's disgusting...
by Chocolatenix October 24, 2011
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poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.
Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
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typhoonisolm

People with a fetish for typhoons
The fuck do you have typhoonisolm or something.
by NotWorking March 5, 2018
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typhon

Typhon is a son of the Titans in Ancient Greek mythology. Usually a male name. Not a very popular name. Seeing the titans were known to destroy the worlds for example.

Volcanos, earthquakes, tornadoes, mother nature’s beauty cleaning.

He is A strong, loyal and sweet man in a great and loving relationship. He will show you the world. If you cross him.

The raff in Typhon will explode.

He is a great friend and family member and will be there when you need him. Will surprise him when you least expect it. He is always full of energy and bubbly personality.

Enjoying life.
Typhon is my son.

Typhon is very handsome.
by #mumlove#ncj# June 19, 2018
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