typer

A person who types. Not to be confused with typist, who is, by all definitions, a professional.

Andre was such a poor typer with like, 10WPM and 80 typos. He sucks.

by bbyfriday December 18, 2022

Typer Shark

An amazingly fun game you play to learn how to type well. Unfortunately, it kills your fingers.

"What's up with your fingers?"

"Dude, we played typer shark today."

by WelcomeToYourWorstNightmare April 24, 2010

Typer's writing syndrome

When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).

I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.

by Chad Bueller February 2, 2009

Typer's death

When you are chatting online with IM or in a game or IRC or anything, and you respond to 2 different messages with the same thing in a row.

Buddy: I edited that out to fit
Me: hehe
Buddy: was a good fall though
Me: hehe
Me: Oh shit
Buddy: TD!
Me: Crap

by B. G. May 16, 2005

Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.

Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!

by martijaz April 17, 2010

Hunt and Peck Typer

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.

"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

by ExistentialBipes July 25, 2018

Hyper Typer

Typing like a psycho with speed pills in there hands when they're actually not hyper at all in real life.

OMGSH I AM SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!! omgomgomgomgomgomgl kn dlkd knlsdnlknlkn SDK:NLDF KnhlknFLKNef kKGLKdKLM!!!
fg;k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyper Typer.

by Niggy M Way August 3, 2007