twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

twinker

One who provides valuable goods to youth esp. beginning players of a game

"DanMan34's a total fucking twinker."

by David Allison August 21, 2003

twinker

the receiver in anal sex between a consensual homosexual couple involving a fairy and a bear.

When asking questions about his relationship with his boyfriend, david beckham claimed he was the twinker of the couple.

by beargirl August 25, 2009

Twinker

Someone who is both a twink and a tweaker

He does drugs and he likes it up the ass, he’s a twinker.

by Magictropics October 31, 2020

twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

Tunker

A branch of the word Chunker used to describe one who is basically a little chubster, or as others would say, a "fatty fatty 2 by 4 can't fit through the kitchen door". The word Tunker compares the person to the size of that of a Tanker Truck, specifically ones holding gas for whicles, to make fun of their obese appearence. To be called a Tunker is a lighter insult than being called other such terms as a "fat ass", and is usually used in situations as a code word as not to hurt the feelings of the person being called the term. Tunker is one of the newer words that has entered the vast amount of insults in the English language.

Dillon: Is your little brother Johnny fat?
Andrew: Ya, he's a little Tunker.
Dillon: Thought so..

by Jeffrey Davidson August 25, 2006